Location: Pine Valley, NJ
Architects: George Crump & H.S. Colt
August 14, 2008
It was surprising to me in the weeks leading up to my trip to Pine Valley Golf Club how many golfers I ran across who were not familiar with the club. The most common question I get these days from my golf friends is â€śWhere are you off to next?â€ť When I would respond with â€śPine Valleyâ€ť more often than not I would receive a blank stare and the question â€śWhere is that one?â€ť
To answer that question once and for all, Pine Valley is in Clementon, New Jersey right outside of Philadelphia and it is, at the time of this writing, not only the #1 course in America, but also the #1 course in the World. Because there has never been a PGA tournament held at Pine Valley the course is little known outside of golf course fanatics and aficionados. Among those who know the course it is widely considered the greatest test of golf on the planet. The course is a par 70 and plays to a rating of 72.7 and a slope of 153 from the member tees. For those of you following along at home, that not only makes it the #1 course in the World, but those slope and rating numbers also mean it is the hardest course in the World as well. Lets make that the greatest and most fearsome test in golf.
Pine Valley is so hard there are legendary stories about the course. Some certainly are true and some are probably just urban legend. Some of my favorites are the player who went out in 38 on the first nine and then took a 38 on the 10th hole; Professional Gene Littlerâ€™s 7 on the par 3 5th hole during Shellâ€™s Wonderful World of Golf match in 1963; British writer Bernard Darwin who played the first 7 holes in even par and then after hitting a nice drive to the middle of the fairway on the 8th took a 16 for the hole.
On a more positive note, in the knowing when to cut your losses department, we have Woodie Platt – an excellent amateur player in his day. In the summer of 1951 he had the greatest start in the history of Pine Valley. He birdied the 1st hole, then holed his approach shot on the 2nd hole for an eagle. At the par 3 3rd hole he recorded a hole in one and then drained a putt for birdie on the 4th hole. Six under through 4 holes at Pine Valley is not too bad. In the short walk from the 4th green to the 5th tee box players walk right past the clubhouse. Woodie decided to go inside for a drink to help calm his nerves before carrying on his spectacular round at the par 3 226 yard 5th hole. He never came out of the clubhouse. He decided that it could only get worse and that he should quit while he was ahead. Canâ€™t say I blame him.
So my day at Pine Valley started with the quick drive from Wilmington, DE, where I had spent the night, to Clementon, NJ. Upon checking in at the gate the guard told us that our host was waiting for us at the range. He gave us directions and we were off. I was surprised at how enormous the actual property of the club is. Pine Valley is incorporated as a town with itâ€™s own fire department and even itâ€™s own mayor. Eventually we wound our way around to the range and met our host. Today was to be a father/son affair. We were playing with our host, his son, my father and me. My Dad and I warmed up a bit and then we all drove down to the clubhouse to drop the cars off and get on our way.
Some of you may be disappointed that I didnâ€™t take any photos during the round. Let me say a couple of things about the lack of photos. First, this golf course is so hard that as a 16 handicapper it would have been a disservice to the course, an insult to my host and a thumbing of the nose to the great game of golf if I had done anything other than concentrate on making the necessary shots. Second, I felt just a little punch drunk by the entire experience. I was so busy taking it all in and absorbing the environment, I didnâ€™t want to miss anything because I was busy snapping a picture. Third, Pine Valley enjoys their privacy and I was not 100% clear on their photo policy so I just left the camera at home. Sorry to my loyal readers who were looking forward to pictures. Youâ€™ll have to watch Ebay for the Pine Valley history book if you want to see the course or look for previously owned copies on Amazon here.
Here is my brief summary of the #1 golf course in the world . . . itâ€™s hard. With bunkers sporting the monikers â€śHellâ€™s Half Acreâ€ť and another one named after an unprintable part of the Devilâ€™s anatomy I should have expected nothing less. The fairways are pretty generous and hitting them is not the real challenge here. Itâ€™s all about the second shot. You simply have very little margin for error on your approach shot. There are sand hazards and trees everywhere and if you get off track it can be very costly to get back on.
On the par 3 3rd hole I hit my tee shot to the right. I reloaded with a provisional and hit it to about 15 feet. Stupidly, I went looking for the first ball because I didn’t want to take the stroke and distance penalty for a lost ball if I didnâ€™t have to. Unfortunately for me I found the first ball which ended up being a much greater penalty as I carded a 7 after knocking a couple of shots around in the trees. Had I played my second ball I probably would not have done worse than a 5. My caddy Steve had an annoying habit of finding my wayward balls. I think he took pleasure in it.
Late in the day we were in the woods looking for a ball for one of the players in our group (as we were on more than one occasion) and we found an abandoned ball that didnâ€™t belong to any of us. I flipped at it with my wedge to knock it further down the hill and the ball hit a tree ricocheting deep into the woods. My caddy says â€śYou even hit a tree with that shotâ€ť. It was just that kind of day.
Another story to reiterate my point about running into trouble when you get off track is the par 5 15th hole. I hit a great drive to the middle of the fairway, a great second shot that left just 130 yards to the green from where my ball sat in the middle of the fairway. The lie for this third shot was a little above my feet and I squirted a 9 iron out to the right. 4 shots later I was on the green and then after I three-putted the green finally holed out for a 10. The course is hard.
I may not have played as well as I would have liked, but at the other end of the spectrum my Dad came to play. He hit his drives in the fairway, hit great approach shots and generally speaking avoided trouble and as a result gave me a sound thumping. It was like heâ€™d been saving up 5 good shots from each of his last 7 rounds and used them all on one day. On the par 3 10th hole he hit a chip that Phil Mickelson couldnâ€™t have repeated with 20 tries. From a hardpan lie on the right side of the green he flew it over a bunker, landed it on the fringe and rolled it down the hill to less than a foot for a gimme par putt. It was a a true pleasure to see him play so well at this course. I was afraid I was going to have to make him ride back to Richmond in the trunk so I wouldnâ€™t have to hear the victory song all the way home. Lucky for me he is a gracious winner and he didnâ€™t make much mention of the way he beat me like a rented mule. On the occasions that he does beat me he likes to say â€śEvery now and then the old man rises up and shows the youngsters what heâ€™s made of.â€ť He sure did that day at Pine Valley. Congrats on the win Dad!
One other thing I thought was pretty cool was that there are actually houses inside the gates of Pine Valley scattered around the course. I only saw two of them, but apparently there are several more around the property. They are all very inconspicuous and if I hadnâ€™t been so, um, how should we say it . . . off the beaten path . . . I never would have even seen them. At one point the homes were owned by companies that held corporate memberships at the club but when the corporate memberships were done away with the homes were sold to members of the club. Living on a house at Pine Valley brings golf course living to a whole new level!
We rounded the day out with a great lunch which included the world famous snapper soup and it was a day well spent. Our host broke out his own Top 100 list to show me the ones he had played and how many times he had played each of them. Cypress Point, Seminole, Oakmont and Pebble Beach each had 10+ rounds, Merion was 20+ rounds and Augusta was an amazing 80+ rounds. That’s what I like to call a good golfing life!
Yes, Pine Valley is tough, but it is fair and you most certainly can score on it if you hit your drives in position to be able to make good iron shots to the middle of the greens. A great golf course and certainly worthy of itâ€™s high ranking . . . just donâ€™t let it get in your head!